Tumblr (3.0; @shittyselfportriats)http://shittyselfportriats.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md3p2ki2Um1qehnl9o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://angrynaps.tumblr.com/post/35182907973/was-going-to-roll-my-eyes-at-my-conservative">angrynaps</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>was going to roll my eyes at my conservative relatives on facebook</p> <p>but my dad beat me to the punch</p> </blockquote> <p>aaand he was a little less gentle on email haha</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md3pwdcu2g1qe606n.jpg"/></p>http://shittyselfportriats.tumblr.com/post/35184291066http://shittyselfportriats.tumblr.com/post/35184291066Wed, 07 Nov 2012 00:00:21 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7rkm2LjpT1qhha2po1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7rkm2LjpT1qhha2po2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7rkm2LjpT1qhha2po3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7rkm2LjpT1qhha2po4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7rkm2LjpT1qhha2po5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7rkm2LjpT1qhha2po6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7rkm2LjpT1qhha2po7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://shittyselfportriats.tumblr.com/post/28047768584http://shittyselfportriats.tumblr.com/post/28047768584Thu, 26 Jul 2012 06:46:46 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m06s6qceeR1qd81gpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://saddeer.tumblr.com/post/22635723974/sushiandpie-supercontra-congratulation">saddeer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sushiandpie.tumblr.com/post/22633121085/supercontra-congratulation-thank">sushiandpie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://supercontra.tumblr.com/post/22609789894/congratulation">supercontra</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Congratulation</p> </blockquote> <p>thank</p> </blockquote> <p>you won it</p> </blockquote>http://shittyselfportriats.tumblr.com/post/26018835762http://shittyselfportriats.tumblr.com/post/26018835762Wed, 27 Jun 2012 15:59:13 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0k3gtskRL1qzcv7no1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://angrynaps.tumblr.com/post/19007105526/true">angrynaps</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>true</p> </blockquote>http://shittyselfportriats.tumblr.com/post/25860821721http://shittyselfportriats.tumblr.com/post/25860821721Mon, 25 Jun 2012 13:06:09 -0400“When we hear jokes against women, and we are asked why we don’t laugh at them,<br/> the answer is easy, simple, and short.<br/> Of course we’re not laughing, you asshole.<br/> Nobody laughs at the sight of their own blood.”<br/><br/> - <em>Naomi Weisstein (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hatercakes.tumblr.com/">hatercakes</a>)</em>http://shittyselfportriats.tumblr.com/post/25859785633http://shittyselfportriats.tumblr.com/post/25859785633Mon, 25 Jun 2012 12:48:26 -0400“I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone and not be defined by another person.”<br/><br/> - <em>Oscar Wilde (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://meadow-larks.tumblr.com/">meadow-larks</a>)</em>http://shittyselfportriats.tumblr.com/post/25859745419http://shittyselfportriats.tumblr.com/post/25859745419Mon, 25 Jun 2012 12:47:44 -0400MOST IMPORTANT<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_18795934823" src="http://shittyselfportriats.tumblr.com/post/18795934823/audio_player_iframe/shittyselfportriats/tumblr_m02il4sn581qbi5jl?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fshittyselfportriats%2F18795934823%2Ftumblr_m02il4sn581qbi5jl" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><blockquote> <blockquote> <p><em>All The Rowboats - Regina Spektor</em></p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://shittyselfportriats.tumblr.com/post/18795934823http://shittyselfportriats.tumblr.com/post/18795934823Mon, 05 Mar 2012 12:38:31 -0500<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_17993341257" src="http://shittyselfportriats.tumblr.com/post/17993341257/audio_player_iframe/shittyselfportriats/tumblr_lwh2wxRI5X1qeg69m?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fshittyselfportriats%2F17993341257%2Ftumblr_lwh2wxRI5X1qeg69m" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p>again!!!</p>http://shittyselfportriats.tumblr.com/post/17993341257http://shittyselfportriats.tumblr.com/post/17993341257Mon, 20 Feb 2012 23:14:18 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvdyfrJfc01qhha2po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>shit</p>http://shittyselfportriats.tumblr.com/post/13462142177http://shittyselfportriats.tumblr.com/post/13462142177Mon, 28 Nov 2011 14:35:51 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvavgaf66S1qhha2po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://shittyselfportriats.tumblr.com/post/13381619683http://shittyselfportriats.tumblr.com/post/13381619683Sat, 26 Nov 2011 22:38:34 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvastvtHKr1qhha2po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>i wish this shirt actually fit</p>http://shittyselfportriats.tumblr.com/post/13378997091http://shittyselfportriats.tumblr.com/post/13378997091Sat, 26 Nov 2011 21:41:55 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv3i7lso001qhha2po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>oops i squished an orange w. my chair…</p>http://shittyselfportriats.tumblr.com/post/13190522190http://shittyselfportriats.tumblr.com/post/13190522190Tue, 22 Nov 2011 23:09:21 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lusf9o03HZ1qhha2po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>MY EYES ARE SO DRY</p>http://shittyselfportriats.tumblr.com/post/12913930684http://shittyselfportriats.tumblr.com/post/12913930684Wed, 16 Nov 2011 23:32:12 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lua3q9lXqs1qhha2po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>can we remember how much Top Of The World by the DIxie Chicks makes me cry?</p>http://shittyselfportriats.tumblr.com/post/12461056814http://shittyselfportriats.tumblr.com/post/12461056814Mon, 07 Nov 2011 02:06:09 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lszm8vu3zf1qhha2po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://shittyselfportriats.tumblr.com/post/11385733457http://shittyselfportriats.tumblr.com/post/11385733457Thu, 13 Oct 2011 00:38:55 -0400gaaaaaaaay<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls2blxeTfo1qhha2po1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls2blxeTfo1qhha2po2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>dropped a glass jar on my computer…smooth </p>http://shittyselfportriats.tumblr.com/post/10630866047http://shittyselfportriats.tumblr.com/post/10630866047Sun, 25 Sep 2011 01:08:21 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls2bjkR1Ob1qhha2po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>new shitty sunglasses</p> <p>same shitty attitude</p>http://shittyselfportriats.tumblr.com/post/10630819114http://shittyselfportriats.tumblr.com/post/10630819114Sun, 25 Sep 2011 01:06:56 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls2bhzggdx1qhha2po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>best webcam pic ever</p>http://shittyselfportriats.tumblr.com/post/10630788644http://shittyselfportriats.tumblr.com/post/10630788644Sun, 25 Sep 2011 01:05:58 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lholjcfWfS1qhha2po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>exciting friday night i had, obviously</p>http://shittyselfportriats.tumblr.com/post/3856264166http://shittyselfportriats.tumblr.com/post/3856264166Mon, 14 Mar 2011 12:05:08 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lholgbLRQW1qhha2po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>smirk</p>http://shittyselfportriats.tumblr.com/post/3833814964http://shittyselfportriats.tumblr.com/post/3833814964Sun, 13 Mar 2011 13:00:07 -0400